Vincent VanGogh's Relatives
from the twisted mind of peggers5@aol.com

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
U. Gogh

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ...
Hue Gogh

The real obnoxious brother ...
Please Gogh

The brother who ate prunes ...
Gotta Gogh

The uncle who worked at a convenience store ...
Stop N. Gogh

His dizzy aunt ...
Verti Gogh

His domineering aunt...
Vira Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois ...
Chica Gogh

His magician uncle ...
Wherediddy Gogh

The cousin who lived in Mexico ...
Amee Gogh

He also had a Mexican relative ...
Grin Gogh

The nephew that drove a stage coach ...
Wells Far Gogh

The uncle who was constipated ...
Cant Gogh

The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ...
Tan Gogh

His ornithologist uncle ...
Flamin Gogh

His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyst ...
E. Gogh

His cousin who loved tropical fruits ...
Mang Gogh

And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking ...
Whey Too Gogh

His bouncy young nephew ...
Poe Gogh

His Disco-loving sister ...
Go Gogh

. . . and his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ...
Winnie Bay Gogh!

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