Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just
by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,
fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb,both
transitive (Tom fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by Tom).

It can be an action verb (Tom fucks Mary), a passive verb (Mary really
doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in Tom), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with
Tom).It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also
stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of
the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can
be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
5. Aggression: FUCK YOU!
6. Disgust: Fuck me.
7. Confusion: What the fuck...?
8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
9. Despair: Fucked again...
10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.
11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
12. Lost: Where the fuck are we.
13. Disbelief: UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
14. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
15. Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
16. Perplexity: I don't know fuck about it.
17. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
18. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
19. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.
20. Directions: Fuck off..
21. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that?

• It can be used in an anatomical description: He's a fucking asshole.
• It can be used to tell time: It's five fucking thirty.
• It can be used in business: How did I wind up with this fucking job?
• It can be maternal: Motherfucker.
• It can be political: Fuck Clinton!

"Fuck" has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

• "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
• "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer
• "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
• "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
• "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
• "Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
• "What fucking map?" - Mark Thatcher
• "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
• "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
• "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
• "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
• "Fuck a duck" - Walt Disney
• "Why? - Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
• "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
• "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
• "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

Click here for the "All Things F***ed" program.

The Internet ADvantage™
Custom web site design & hosting since 1995.
Email: vantage@wizard.com
www.tyro.com
Hosting Vegas Pages™: "The #1 Online Guide to Online Las Vegas"